Prepare to be Underwhelmed.

Get Free Money (that you already earned.)
Did you know that if you've worked for 18 months (in California) you are eligible for unemployment benefits? You fill out a form, they confirm you've been working, and the state sends you a check every two weeks to help you survive. Some of you may say things like, "I don't take charity!" or "What kind of socialist left wing conspiracy is this?!" Well, the great thing is, it's not a handout, and the government isn't paying you, YOU'RE paying you. During those 18 months you spent working in the state, they've been taking money out of your paycheck in anticipation of you being unemployed. You EARNED this money yourself already, they just took it from you and are giving it back. Actually kind of genius, if you ask me. It's super easy to apply online, (click here to go to the EDD website) and if you want more info just click here for the EDD FAQ.
Look for Work, (duh!)
The lovely folks at EDD like to randomly ask filers if they have indeed been looking for work, (a requirement for getting those shiny, money filled checks,) so it might help to actually look for work. (This step is also required for "actually getting work," heavy on the finger quotes.) I've got a couple of tricks here.
A) I like to designate Looking-For-Work hours. Why? Dragging the process out all day long isn't going to help you get a job any faster. Sure, maybe if you spent 8 solid hours a day at a desk searching or interviewing you could, but nobody does that. Err, well, I don't. I found myself accomplishing the same amount of work if I gave myself 2 hours or 10, so why not do it all in the morning and get it over with? That way you can spend the rest of the day guilt free at the beach.
B) When unemployed I usually spend time from 9-11am doing any or all of the following things:
- Searching the internet to find jobs
- Cold calling places I want to work that are listed in LA411
- Emailing old contacts to catch them up on my unemployment status
- Updating my resume and/or reel
- Updating my website

C) I also like to keep a log of the places I've looked for work. Why?
- It's easy to report to EDD if/when they ask.
- When I'm feeling down and out I can look back on the list and see how hard I've been trying.
- It keeps me organized so I don't apply to the same place twice. (I've done this!!)
Get Out of the House!
Warning: While unemployed you might have urges to watch 12 hour Law & Order marathons on TNT (hey, I only watched the first 8 hours!) or sit through an afternoon of Soaps in anticipation of witnessing Oprah's next great giveaway. Want to know how I realized I was spending too much time at home? I found myself walking up to a random person at the gym one evening, after I finally managed to get up off the couch at 10pm, and I was like, "Did you see that Tyra today? Usually she's so into herself, like on last Tuesday's episode where she tried to overcome her fear of dolphins. She's definitely nicer when she interviews people through video, wouldn't you agree?" No one should know that much about Tyra. No one. The next day I signed up for Habitat for Humanity and built a house. Well, I helped put up a few pieces of sheet rock, but the point is that I got out of the house and did something with myself. I also signed up to walk dogs for a shelter and joined the American Red Cross. You may opt for less do-goody things like hiking, a drive down to San Diego, or a trip to the Getty, but what every you choose, just GET OUT!
Stay Relevant.

In Summary:
Being unemployed is simply a part of life in the entertainment industry. First you're employed, barely surviving the 70 hour work weeks, next thing you know you're twiddling your thumbs during a Judge Judy marathon, clicking "refresh" on your inbox as you await application replies. Not everyone will call you back, no one is ready to hire you tomorrow, and the world doesn't owe you anything. (Well, it owes ME, but it doesn't owe you squat.) You had to work hard to get noticed, and you have to keep working hard to stay noticed. Keep pushing on, stay focused, and you will find that next job. I don't know anyone who died of unemployment, and I'm not feeding any of my former coworkers down at the food shelf. You can do it. We've all got each others' backs.

If anyone wants Erin's resume, please speak now. She's one of the hardest working people we know, she's freakishly efficient, and she's going places fast. We're sorry to see her go, but will be happy to see her in a new home. Bye Erin!
Got any more advice for the unemployed? I'm sure they'd love to hear it!